Here’s some pretty handy survival tips that may just save your buttocks in an emergency. Part 2 Here!
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“But I believe Aang can save the world.”
Straight to the point and useful tips! Why cant all youtubers be like this?
Another way to filter some of the muck from water is with a mill bank bag. Itt won't clean out ll the stuff boiling will, but it will take it from murky to clear
What were the ratios for the bleach water again? 1l of bleach for every 1-2 drops of water wasn’t it?
You can pop the "beer saver" silicone lids on some small-diameter torches (flashlights) and even shift the light to red by using a red one.
Nice to see where every other '10 survival tips' video gets their stuff from.
That elbow pass is the most badass pass I've ever seen!! Nothing will ever beat it!
The voice difference is huge I'm glad I grew up learning abt this stuff I always loved going outside and finding opportunities to use these videos to my advantage thank you for so many great years and videos I'm gonna rewatch everything on this channel
Dock leaves can aways be found growing within fifty feet of any stinging nettles.
Mother nature redressing the balance, basically.
Crush the dock leaves and rub them over the area of skin that was stung.
bushcraft is a useful thing to practice. but the most important thing i would add, is practice. practice with your equipment and skills. just because you have cool toys does not mean you will know how to use them. or they do not have a defect. keep your gear light and have more food. take your equipment loadout out into the field. it will allow you to figure out any changes you may need or want to change before shtf happens. this is important. if you are carrying weapons. minimize ammo types, ammo gets heavy. the last thing i will say, walk/run with the weight. look at how the military train.
Good stuff thank you
You alive?
Hell yes friend. Nice work
Don't eat yellow snow
You're British, so why bring a tooth brush? Scrub your tea kettle?
Zajebiste tipy
Need more Alfie..post more, be safe everyone!
For water treatment the bleach need to be not sented
8:15 "MAINTAIN BALANACE" ? WTF is "BALANACE" Bro? HAHA
He dipped 😂
When coming back?
Forgot how good these videos are. A lot of information with no nonsense, but fun to listen to.
@AlfieAesthetics re; the 9m18s mark. . . "or a douchebag starting a forest fire" omg LOOOOOOOL !!!
IMMEDIATE "like" "follow" and "notify all" brother !!!
I'm DEF bookmarking your vid and using your tips man. Glad your vid dropped into my feed :))
8:06 Too much water. Experienced this when I was hiking. Thinking it was smart to always be drinking more water to be hydrated. My quads on both my legs gave up, and I couldn't stand for nuts. Turns out I lost too much electrolytes. Salt up and don't drink too much water.
End of September 2022 and I miss Alfie where is Alfie
Oh I’m the guy that would be making soap and growing plants in a bunker I am not going to know how to find my way using stars
Excellent Alfie,Excellent!
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I addition to packing a micro tube or 2 of cyanoacrylate (Super Glue AKA Krazy Glue) which will almost instantly bind skin, and can be effectively used as a suture for cuts which would require a dozen or 2 stitches. The tobacco from those cancer sticks, act as a moderate coagulant, and absorbing agent prior to the application of krazy Glue, which obviously should be applied to a clean wound as possible.
Don't look Up. LOOK OUT!! (Juss kidding!! Jesus..!)
The sticky Sap from ANY conifer tree fresh from the bark is an excellent sealant for minor cuts & burns, protecting it from dirt, bacteria, and irritation, therefore promoting healing. Hemophagocytic (Lawyers & other blood sucking parasites) hold spruce, pine, juniper, and in particular, cedar resin in high contempt. Refrain from consuming fruits from tropical places ESPECIALLY Bananas, pineapples, or mangoes, doing so is like buzzing the mosquitoes telling them that not only is dinner an exotic gourmet cuisine, and ready – but it contains what would be tantamount to high grade "Bolivian marching powder". Applicable, anywhere "Snow" falls, from the sky, rather than the nostrils does so during Dark season, meaning if you live in Northern latitudes, or Southern lats. Refrain from loading the blood with sucrose, glucose, & fructose.
Avoid packing your nose with ass hole dust for that matter. Becoming "Nostrillatu" in the woods will suck the life out of you just as sure as any undead shyster lawyer. In the decades during which I have lived in the Canadian wilderness, I've seen so many people go from "OK" to the very brink of St. Peters handshake or Satan's Eternal Burning Bum Rape Banger, faster than an Ethiopian Chicken. I shit You negative. This is caused primarily by reacting with a "Knee Jerk" reflex worst possible attitude, and mental configuration for the amplification of survival odds. Thinking of one's self as "lost" or "Screwed" simply because one has NO fogging clue where one is, nor whether to Shit or whistle Dixie, while the Sun is going down (I don't mean Fellatio) fast as it would in say, …mid November north and south of the 40th parallel during May. Folks tend to really lose the cheese off their cracker, when they see a common Grizzly (From French word "Gris" referring to the silver/ grey fur around the necks of Sierra sub species, of Ursus Horribilis – A rather harsh moniker IMO, since one can avoid hassles…IF one simply refrains from feeding the God Damned things FF Sake!
This is because it is a REAL DRAG falling out of the bear's asshole, and landing on the cold tundra. But, even Then there is NO point in filling one's diapers, because what should have been done is now rather challenging, and it is at this time, maybe you outta become concerned…If you can. So OK, what always puts me in a rather gloomy mood, driving me to the idea of adopting a seriously devotion to the regular practice of Spirituality – We call it Alcoholism around My dick of the "Woods". You "Teabags" from "Great" Britain, like any other pale skinned wretches, love to delude yourselves into thinking you are qualified to show attitude towards the Natural world.
OK? Pay attention now this is not for me, I typed SLOWLY so you can understand better.
I can assure You or any other brother from another motherfucker, that "IT" is TOTALLY indifferent to us, in that Either we play "Ball" in BALANCE and awareness of the Cyclical Movements, and what is seen and more importantly for many, those things NOT Seen. I'm directing this life & death vitally important advice/suggestion not at the experienced owner of THIS great channel, but to those who might forget, that we do not enter into life with a user manual built into us as it is in the genome & DNA of most invertebrates ie arthropods etc..We sacrificed that "perk" for the cognitive reasoning power of our mighty autonomically sentience & only NOW we as a result, are in DEEP SHIT & SERIOUS existential peril, as we are VERY MUCH like a person who is driving in excess of 180 Kmh on a very busy highway, as the poor fool comes face to face with the horrific realization He hasn't the first shit stinking CLUE what is going on, not what the steering wheel is for, nor what those odd looking pedals on the floor do…Perhaps stamping on the one at an inclined plain…might help…Why is the voice from nowhere, repeating something about the 3000ft cliff approaching At the relativistic velocities akin to that of the Somali Chicken?
Seriously, folks… Firstly IF you find yourself suddenly on an impromptu "Camping" trip – it is Totally ok even advisable to accept that you are facing a crisis. Crisis, is BEST defined from WHAT IT DOES. As all things should be. Therefore A "Crisis" is a situation under which, it is MOST accurately defined as the product one gets when one adds "DANGER! + OPPORTUNITY" = CRISIS. This is the correct posture of one's outlook & attitude. This is NO TIME to waste ANY kind of energy on anything which cannot assist one in shifting Mental, Emotional, and Physical config. To "Reset" getting back to Prime Basics. Boot protocol. Things getting to complex? Do not know what to do? Feel like control has gone over the horizon? Plus NO body loves you? In THAT situation, please remember, it is NOT that bad. If you feel like that, I guarantee You it is very likely your situation is much WORSE. So By basics I mean breathe.
You need 3 things. If you get those, you will have over come the worst, and who knows? Some young Bull Moose, who is Hornier than a THREE peckered Billy goat, might just show you some love. Teach You "Teabags" And You Yankee Doodle Ding Bats, to stop calling the forest "The Woods" I tell you there is a LOT more there than just "Wood" IF you get a fire going, You have NO excuse for being cold at all during the night no matter if it is-30 C. Piling the limbs of conifers until they are as high as you can reach, in a circle, and fill with moss, leaves, soil, and esp. Snow if present will break the wind from accosting your thermal level. And being fire smart you can find 5-8 rocks the size of your head if possible or what you can meeting the same volume of rock and get that fire built up. Keep moving but remain in the same place. Do not over exert, but keep moving so you get shelter, and generate warmth, Keep your fire in a pit, surrounded by rocks & heat until they are uncomfortable to hold, but not much more. Place in sleeping bag at feet, sleep on inclined plane. Rising heat will bring you power. Do NOT fight the environment, be thankful you are not falling out the ASS of U. Horribilis. EVEN WHEN You return to "Civilization" & the porn hub.
~ Lacking bag, you can bury the rocks to surface level and sleep on top of that, even put out fire and sleep on coals, shallowly buried. As said in video NEVER sleep at ANY waters edge at least 30 -50 meters from it, I don't give a fuck. Trust me. Do NOT do it for 3 vital reasons. When going camping, assume you are going to lose your car, or home for about 3-5 days, act accordingly put a lighter in EVERY pocket. Carry a loud hockey whistle can be heard 3 miles away. In Bear country, expect to meet a bear. Always stand your ground, that whistle HURTS their ears, and they will likely leave, esp if they are well warned your ricketty ass in their "hood". Carry Moth balls in all pockets and in back packs. Bears, and other predators fucking HATE the smell of camphor. Above all Try NOT to act like a Fucking TOTAL buffoonish ASS HOLE AKA like an American gone full retard "Woke" because you'll feel entitled…but you WILL Perish, dying like a screaming bitch… Feeling Damned RIGHT all the way to the last gasp.
I'm dont agree with the point on maintaining your center of gravity pack your backpack with the heavy stuff at the top this causes you to topple and stumble on uneven ground.
In my extensive experience I find packing heavy low around the small of the back balences nicely. We need to acknowledge though we are all built different so this might just be me and those similer to me.
Currently taking note of as much survival tips as possible
in the beginning bleach was shown for purifying water. but you should use unscented bleach since the perfumes for the scents can still make you ill.
Aluminum has never been called ALU MINI UM. Fucking poms.
Also 3 fires = distress signal.
Still love coming back to these vids, if you read this hope you are well.
We miss you Alfie, stay safe everyone ❤️❤️❤️
Another great vid matey. Definitely useful when we go for our 3 days challenge in the hills of the Darling Range. Cheers guv.!
🤔Absolute IMPRESSIVE,Thanks friend👍👍👍
Not gonna lie love the McDonald’s line
I live in the US and now I need to research what stupid states don’t allow the collection of rain water. Maybe on public land but now I have to research it. Great now I gotta do work while at work…love the video!
I highly recommend a rechargeable headlamp. Plus a homemade tinder kit: 12-16" round piece of leather with 1" spaced holes around the perimeter to thread a leather thong thru the holes, finish with a 3" antler tine to cinch the closure. Also:) Two 2 large garbage bags: Cut 2 holes in each corner of each bag, about 3" wide, find 2 smooth branches about 8' long x 2.5" thick, run each branch thru the holes with the tops of the bags overlapping in the center, which you can stuff with clothing or leaves for insulation, now you have a hammock. Next make two tripods 5' high out of 2" branches tied together at the top, anchor your tripods about 7' apart; now place your hammock on the tripod Aframe & gravity will hold it in place a couple feet off the ground. You can even put an 8' long ridgepole from the tops of both tripods & rig up a solid rainfly, Justin Case of inclement weather. Ciao!